Headline: Don't move to Tucson?!

OK so it wasn't exactly a headline, but this blurb from a newspiece on eye health made me chuckle for a moment when I thought of non-Tucsonians' reaction:

Living here can increase the risk of afflictions such as dry eye syndrome, which can cause stinging, burning, pain and redness in the eye.

Full article:
Keeping eyes healthy latest topic at science center